Smed-Free Oasis???????

i was in a certain town this passed shabbos (i can not say where, as it would give away the specific small to mid-sized liberal arts university/Yeshiva that i went with). but anyway, in an unsuprising turn of events, the torah that the group brought was pasul. bit a major yasher koach to the natives of the community who lent us theirs.
i may have found a place for our smed-free utopian society
...either that or south africa